2007 NFC East Preview: The Quick ‘n Dirty Version
Dallas Cowboys (2006 results: 9-7, lost in Wild Card Round):
Tons of talent, mediocre head coach.
(in other words, see San Diego Chargers preview, copy, paste)
The Prediction: 10-6, 1st place NFC East
Philadelphia Eagles (2006 results: 10-6, lost in Divisional Round):
IF Donovan McNabb, Brian Westbrook, and Jevon Kearse can stay injury free, this team has a shot to revisit the Super Bowl. If they don’t, they probably don’t make the playoffs.
I say nyet.
The Prediction: 8-8, 2nd place NFC East
Washington Redskins (2006 results: 5-11):
Hmmmm….Jason Campbell might be promising, they just brought in locker room cancer favorite Pete Kendell, and they locked up London Fletcher until he qualifies for social security. They might be sneaky good…
Plus they have such a lovable group in the front office!
Ugh. Nevermind.
The Prediction: 5-11, 4th place NFC East
New York Giants (2006 results: 8-8, lost in Wild Card Round):
Tiki Barber’s tossing bombs,
Eli Manning hates his job,
Coach Tom Coughlin, one year left to go.
Players dropping left and right,
Strahan gave up without a fight,
Have you seen their schedule? Man it really blows.
Is Jacobs a full-time back?
Do they have a cornerback?
Will Plaxico Buress ever learn how to score?
By the way, he’s made of glass,
Jeremy Shockey is an ass,
Alimony wars! I can’t take it anymore!
We didn’t start the fire; no we didn’t light it, but we’re real excited.
We didn’t start the fire; no we didn’t light it, but we hope the Giants burn on, and on, and on, and on, and on!
The Prediction: 6-10, 3rd place NFC East
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August 30th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Did you just run out of steam with your predictions and left no gas in the end for a full analysis? Or did you just say “nobody reads this blog besides that wise-ass in Massachusetts, so why bother writing stuff of interest when I can spend my time planning my FFL draft?”
August 30th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Neither. I’m simply resting my body and my liver for my return visit to New England. That way I can drink all my friends under the table AND clean up on the FBG League Draft.
(Say…you may not know this…but do you know who’s won 3 out of 7 titles in that league? Any idea?)