A Commercial for Cabo San Lucas That You Will Never See
Come on down to Cabo San Lucas! We have some of the most luxurious hotels in the world, where white sand beaches stretch as far as the eye can see! We guarantee that a vacation at our beautiful tropical paradise will make you forget all your worries!
Just ask some of our recent visitors…
Tony Romo: “Hello, everyone. Being the quarterback for the most popular team in the NFL sure does carry a lot of pressure with it. I’m so glad I took some time out in Cabo San Lucas! A few days there, and I forgot about everything; my problems, my playbook, even the rules on intentional grounding. You can be sure I’ll be coming back soon - maybe even next weekend!”
Don’t worry Tony, you all ready have a tee time for 9am on Sunday! Yes, the gorgeous scenery on our beautiful peninsula can move even the craziest toughest people to tears. Like Terrell Owens:
Terrell Owens: (sobbing) “The ocean…the dolphins…the cheap prescription drugs…sometimes there’s so much beauty in Cabo San Lucas that I feel like I can’t take it, like my heart’s going to cave in.” (weeps hysterically)
Most importantly, a getaway to Cabo San Lucas is so easy even a complete moron can do it!
Jessica Simpson: “Hey, y’all! When my Tony Tigger wanted to go east to Cabo San Lucas, I thought it was a really bad idea, what with Fidel Castro being such an evil dictator and all. But I gotta tell ya, I had more fun there than I did filming “Employee of the Month”! Huh-huh! Golly, WalMarts are BIG…”
(commotion in the background)
“Uh-oh, better git goin’. Daddy says the whole state of Dallas is outside wantin’ ta talk to me! Boy it shur is fun being popular. Ta ta!”
Cabo San Lucas - leave all your troubles behind! (Now offering 20% discounts to Cowboys fans)
Dallas Cowboys, Tony Romo, another rough off-season awaits, Jessica Simpson, official career ender
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