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Bad Idea Jeans: The NFL Coaches Version

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Picture five NFL coaches hanging out around the league office during the offseason:

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Redskins Coach Joe Gibbs:  “So I call a time out right before the guy kicks the game winning field goal.  And I’m thinking - hey, that worked out so well, let’s do it again!  Who cares if it’s legal or not?”

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Saints Coach Sean Payton:  “I’m telling you guys, if you’re ever up by 3 points with just a few minutes left to go in a game; run a wide receiver reverse.  I call it the ‘Superdome Special.’  They’ll never expect it!  Hey, what could possibly go wrong?

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Broncos Coach Mike Shanahan:  “I am sick and tired of hearing about this Devin Hester clown. The guys on our special teams get paid just like he does, and it’s their job to stop him!  I am going to kick the ball right at him and see what happens.”

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Jets Coach Eric Mangini:  “I’m going to rat out the guy that gave me my first job in the NFL!  …what?  Karma?  F–k karma, I’m a genius!”

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Ravens Defensive Coordinator Rex Ryan:  “Listen, if you ever have an undefeated team on the ropes, up by 4 points late in the game, with a fourth and short and the game on the line, whatever you do: don’t trust your defense to make a play!  Call a time out, because it will give Tom Brady a chance to regroup and make a better call than a predictable quarterback sneak.”

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