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I Hate Peyton Manning, The Resurrection

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Just when you thought it was over…

Back in Part 2 of my epic (boring) saga, I talked about how Peyton was a “Money Grubbing Endorsement Whore”, and suggested he make pitches for Greyhound Bus (to drive over his teammates) and the Heimlich Institute.

Never did I think to write, “he’d probably show up at some spoiled brat’s MTV Sweet 16 party if they offered him enough cash.” I didn’t think he’d go THAT low.

Leave it to Deadspin to prove me wrong.

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Yes, that’s Cedric the Entertainer on the left. No, that’s not the 16 year old in the middle (thank god, because Cedric is staring down that ass like a lion eyeing a gazelle).

By the way, PTI brought up this story last night and credited Deadspin with the lead. Congrats, guys. I think we can stop calling Deadspin an underground site now. (70 million page views, 220,000+ daily? Sorry, but that’s mainstream. Talking NFL? Now THAT’S underground, bitch.)

“I hate what you’ll do for $200,000, Peyton.”

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