I Hate Peyton Manning, The Resurrection
Just when you thought it was over…
Back in Part 2 of my epic (boring) saga, I talked about how Peyton was a “Money Grubbing Endorsement Whore”, and suggested he make pitches for Greyhound Bus (to drive over his teammates) and the Heimlich Institute.
Never did I think to write, “he’d probably show up at some spoiled brat’s MTV Sweet 16 party if they offered him enough cash.” I didn’t think he’d go THAT low.
Leave it to Deadspin to prove me wrong.
Yes, that’s Cedric the Entertainer on the left. No, that’s not the 16 year old in the middle (thank god, because Cedric is staring down that ass like a lion eyeing a gazelle).
By the way, PTI brought up this story last night and credited Deadspin with the lead. Congrats, guys. I think we can stop calling Deadspin an underground site now. (70 million page views, 220,000+ daily? Sorry, but that’s mainstream. Talking NFL? Now THAT’S underground, bitch.)
“I hate what you’ll do for $200,000, Peyton.”
for, the, love, of, god, i, cannot, stand, Peyton, Manning
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