I Love Peyton Manning!
As expected, next week’s rematch of last year’s AFC Championship Game between the New England Patriots and the Indianapolis Colts will determine who goes to Super Bowl 42, and will most likely be a two touchdown favorite to win-
(phone rings)
Hold on a sec, I think that’s my editor…
“Hello? Yes. What?”
(pause)
“The Colts lost? Come on, seriously?!”
(pause)
“Who’s Billy Volek?”
(pause)
“I can’t believe Marvin Harrison couldn’t play- wait…he did?”
(pause)
“Peyton threw two picks and blew two fourth down conversions in the fourth quarter?!”
(pause)
“Did he do the face?! Please tell me he- what? Email? OK, I’m checking it now…got it…downloading the pic…”
“Hehheh, heh. Ha!”
“HAHAHAHAHA!!”
(deep breath)
“AAAAAAAAHHH - HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!”
“Ah HUH, Ah HUH, Ahhh - Haaaaaaaaaaaa-”
(crying)
“hah, hah……hhhaa……”
Peyton Manning, Indianapolis Colts, vindictive evil happiness is the best
January 13th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
After the Pats game last night, some Indy fan said that she (yeah, she) thought that the Colts would beat the Pats because they were “classier” (not sure how this has any impact on a professional football game).
Here’s the irony: the classless Indy fans boo’ed the Punt, Pass, and Kick champion from New Hampshire for wearing a Pats jersey. Hey Indy… enjoy the offseason you bunch of jackasses!