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Next Up for Anthony Smith: Selling Used Cars

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“That’s right folks!  A win over the New England Patriots is 100% guar-un-teed!  If you are not completely satisfied with my pregame smack talk, then I will give you double your money back with no questions asked!  With T. Smith it’s always an Iron Clad guarantee!”*

* - The Anthony Smith victory guarantee contains several terms and conditions that could make the offer null and void:

- Offer not valid if Anthony Smith falls for the play-action fake and lets Randy Moss get behind him for a 63-yard TD reception (27 second mark).

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- Offer not valid if Anthony Smith (and the rest of the Steelers secondary) gets caught with their pants down on a 56-yard flea-flicker from Tom Brady to Randy Moss, back to Brady to Jabar Gaffney in the end zone (1:51 mark).

- Offer not valid if the vaunted Steelers zone blitz isn’t able to sack Tom Brady once because they’re outmatched by the Patriots offensive line.

- Offer not valid if the Steelers inexplicably try to run an end around on 4th and goal and fail (horrible call - Willie Parker was averaging 6 yards a carry and they pick that moment to get cute?)

- Offer of guaranteed victory not valid if made by a player who is “young and dumb” (according to unnamed Steelers official).

- Offer not valid if Steelers fans are too busy writing posts that jinx the Patriots previous opponent (thanks Christmas Ape!).

- Offer of guaranteed victory not valid if Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots have “played against a lot better safeties” than the one making the guarantee.

- Offer not valid if guarantee of victory not made by one Joe Namath.

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- Offer not valid if the team that guarantees victory isn’t as good as the one they’re playing against.

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2 Responses to “Next Up for Anthony Smith: Selling Used Cars”

  1. william Says:

    a prayer vigil for the jets team starts and will continue throughout the week. lol. anthony smith “who?!!!”

  2. Brian Says:

    Don’t be too sure, William. That Jets run defense is starting to come together, and Kellen Clemens is- oh, who the hell am I kidding? It’s going to be a slaughter!! And us Patriots fans will love every minute of it…

    In fact, that game deserves multiple posts this week. Stay tuned!

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