Site Meter Talking NFL » Blog Archive » Nice Shoes…Wanna Suck?

Nice Shoes…Wanna Suck?

by

Sooooo many topics to discuss, so of course we’re going to get started with…a uniform issue.

Before last night’s MNF match-up between the Colts and Bengals, Chad Johnson hit the field with the following ‘I-love-myself-illustrated-montage’ shoes:

327217459_07c46d077b_o.jpg

The No-Fun-League immediately informed Ocho Cinco that the footwear was non-compliant with uniform standards, and the colorful sneaks were removed before game time. So the debate has raged on throughout the day: is this taking the rules too seriously? Or should the Chaz save his self-congratulatory artwork for his own home?

I, your friendly NFL blogger, have the solution.

The NFL should have allowed Chad to wear the shoes. HOWEVER, in the event that he and his team stunk up the joint (which they did), he would have been required to wear a pair of shoes next week that were designed by the Indianapolis Colts. This would have included:

- Pictures of all three Marvin Harrison touchdowns, to remind him how a real wide receiver performs in a big game.
- A shot of him looking up at the 34-16 scoreboard, on the verge of tears.
- An image of the entire Colts secondary taking a dump on his jersey.

I think this could work. Somebody get Roger Goodell on the line!

Feel free to post your own thoughts on the Bengal shoe debate….

Did You Enjoy this Post? Subscribe to Talking NFL. It's Free!

Leave a Reply


About Talking NFL

Sports blog dedicated to following all things related to the National Football League, the best damn professional sports league in America. Including (but not limited to):

Hot teams, Mediocre teams, Really bad teams, Players, Cheerleaders, Coaches, GM's, Owners, Controversies, Rumors, The playoff picture, The Super Bowl, (...did I mention Cheerleaders all ready?), Free agency, The draft, League history, The media, Game day observations, Tailgating

All that, and, uh….beer. Though not necessarily in that order. Oh, and cheerleaders, too. We like cheerleaders.

Talking NFL Author(s)

Sports & Outdoors Channel Posts

Hot Off The Press


Warning: Unknown: write failed: No space left on device (28) in Unknown on line 0

Warning: Unknown: Failed to write session data (files). Please verify that the current setting of session.save_path is correct () in Unknown on line 0