Rip This Site and Get Paid Handsomely for It…
Bribery is as American as apple pie, self-destructing young actresses, fast food, and football. It’s the foundation of our current system of government, and has given us some of the greatest tragic characters of our time, both fictional (Tony Soprano) and non-fictional (Tim Donaghy).
Here at Talking NFL, we say if you can’t beat ‘em, bribe ‘em.
All this month, 451 Press is holding a Commenting contest. Three comments (of the non-spam variety, obviously) will be chosen throughout the network at random to win a cash prize of $300, $200 or $100. Just in time to place some bets on the new season! (Vegas has the Lions at 125/1 odds to win the Super Bowl. Giddy-up!)
Of course, we’d recommend putting that cash into a 401k instead. But O Holy God is THAT boring.
I’ll have a new division preview and fantasy article for you to unleash your anger upon next week. Good luck, kids.
(One final note regarding the upcoming volleys of hate and slander coming my way: do whatever you want to me, but leave the cheerleaders alone…)
Capiche?
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August 10th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Just curious — why do you think that you got no posts ripping your site despite your call to arms? Do you think that your readers are now so in love with your writings that they couldn’t even imagine ripping you anymore? Could it be that your lucky cat/computer repair technician flubbed the recent software upgrade and deleted all of the recent comments from your site? Or is it because I am now your only reader (Oh boy, I hope that one ain’t true as it makes me just as pathetic as you!)
August 11th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Yes, my site is so cool that no one dares insult it. I don’t know what you’re talking about regarding the cat, and I feel the lack of comments means that I simply need to post more pictures of half-naked models/cheerleaders.
Starting Monday, I’ll take care of that…