Sorry, Giants Fans: Jeff Fisher Isn’t Walking Through that Door. Bill Belichick Isn’t Walking Through that Door…

During the last few days, the number of coaches who might be available for new positions in ‘08 decreased by two. First, Titans coach Jeff Fisher signed a contract extension, then Bill Belichick did the same with the Patriots. Both deals are reported to last through 2013.
Meaning that the price tag for this guy just went through the roof:

..that chin might as well be made of gold. With silver streaks of spittle descending upon it.
And while it’s still WAY to early to speculate on where Cowher might land, (should he decide to come back to coaching at all), keep in mind that he played for the Browns back in the early 80’s. And despite Cleveland’s thrilling victory over the Bengals, Romeo Crennel is certainly on the hot seat this season.
Imagine if Cowher really did go to the Browns. He would be to the NFL what this guy is to NCAA Basketball:

(BAM! See how I did that? See how I tied that all together? How cool is- what? Get over yourself? Oh, fine…)
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