Talking NFL Initiates Self-Imposed Media Ban on Terrell Owens
Each Monday (like most football fans) I scour the web for NFL news, tips and gossip. Yesterday, the internets was all abuzz with breaking news about the all glorious T.O. What was the big story? Something about him attending a white wedding dressed in black.
Right after reading it, I realized that I was all ready completely sick of him.
I don’t need (or want) to go into the endless soap opera that was Terrell’s 2006 campaign. I’ve touched on it before. Suffice to say, we can expect that this weekend’s events signify the official kick-off to this year’s buffoonery. And starting tomorrow, I refuse to be a part of it.
Don’t worry, constant reader; you’ll still have about 843 sports related sites from where you can get your T.O. fix. In fact, here’s a prediction for this season’s festivities:
Week 2: Terrell complains he’s not getting the ball enough.
Week 5: Terrell has minor breakdown. Requests trade.
Week 7: Terrell calls new coach Wade Phillips “Pork Chop”. Claims it’s endearing.
Week 9: Terrell questions Tony Romo’s arm strength. And taste in rock star girlfriends.
Week 11: Terrell has massive breakdown. Fires agent, hires Dr. Phil.
Week 14: Terrell drops 2 TD passes. Complains that there is no love in Romo’s throws, so he doesn’t feel a connection to the ball.
Week 17: Terrell costs Cowboys a playoff berth. In post game interview, claims he is distraught. Goes to Playboy Mansion immediately afterwards for guest spot on “The Girls Next Door”.
T.O. is an over-rated media whore who might as well have a t-shirt that reads “Pay Attention to Me!” No thanks; I wash my hands of that prima dona. If this were a live show, I’d give him the Mika Brzezinski treatment.
Well, at least T.O. gets in the end zone. Has anyone figured out what Paris does?
Terrell Owens, media ban, no divas, Dallas Cowboys, no, I still hate Peyton Manning more
July 10th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
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