TalkingNFL Programing Note
The Bad News: Next week, I will be travelling on business (for my real job) to India and England, meaning I shall only have time for a post or two during my trip. (I know, devastating news. Whatever will you do without me?)
The Really Bad News (for me, at least): The only version of football enjoyed by these two countries involves a round ball, your feet, and more bad acting than a Lindsey Lohan movie.
Will you look at that? Yet another futballer has ruptured his vagina…
(…OK, that was a bit harsh. Truth be told, I have complete respect for soccer players from a conditioning standpoint. I wouldn’t last 5 minutes out there without coughing up a lung; they do run hard for 90+ minutes with only one 15 minute break. You won’t see Ted Washington pull that off anytime soon…)
Having said that, do these guys really have to gun for a Razzie Award every time another player so much as breaks wind in their general vicinity? I haven’t seen flopping around like that since Rosie O’Donnell went bra-less (ba-dum boom!).
So if you haven’t broken any bones or severed any ligaments, kindly get up off the pitch and resume play. Much obliged, Renaldo.
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The Good News: Upon my return (and after the inevitable crushing 4th of July hangover), we shall begin the 2007 NFL season preview extravaganza, complete with division by division breakdowns and predictions (that are guaranteed to be completely wrong)! We will also shift the fantasy football tutorial into overdrive.
The Really Good News: I have prepared a cheerleader spectacular to run at some point during next week in thanks to your constant patronage, my good readers!
Have a good weekend kids.
TalkingNFL, taking a break, you’re right I’m just slacking off, alienating yet another fan base
July 3rd, 2007 at 6:20 am
“I have prepared a cheerleader spectacular to run at some point during next week in thanks to your constant patronage, my good readers!” This is a quote that you posted on June 22nd. I have patiently waited now for well over a week. Where are the chearleader pictures?!?!?!