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This is How You Don’t Handle Porn…

by Brian

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Hey, we’ve all been there before, right?  You send out an email, then think - wait, did I hit reply or reply all?  And who hasn’t accidentally sent some questionable content to the wrong people?  I mean, how easy is it to forward an email with a X-rated video to every general manager in the NFL by mistake?  And their secretaries?  (Actually, that sounds pretty hard to pull off…)

Well, offensive line coach Larry Zierlein of the Pittsburgh Steelers did just that last week, and yesterday he issued a formal apology.  So how will he avoid this type of embarrassment in the future?

“I’ll leave that computer alone,” the Steelers coach declared.

Pfffft.  Hey Larry, quitters never win and winners never quit.  Vince Lombardi once said that (or was it Ron Jeremy)?  You get right back on that horse, partner.  Go find yourself the dirtiest Girls Gone Wild and/or Paris Hiton video you can and you TAME that son-bitch!  Enjoy it for your own demented pleasure & then delete it.  Or save it to a password protected folder.  Or forward it to your best friend.  And maybe his son.  Perhaps your mother-in-law if she’s pissing you off.  But that’s it!

(I swear I had a point to all this, but it completely escapes me right now.  Screw it, I’m going surfing…for PORN!)

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Posted in General on June 1st, 2007

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