Tom Brady Scores…and oh, Baby, is He in Trouble…
Tom Brady is known throughout the league for being very nimble on his feet, with the ability to get himself out of trouble. We’re about to find out if those skills translate off the field…
Earlier today, Liz Smith of the NY Post broke the story that Brady’s former girlfriend Bridget Moynahan is pregnant, and Tom is the father. This according to Bridget’s spokeswoman, Christina Padadopoulos, who also says Brady’s former love interest is over three months pregnant.
You can bet that Gisele Bundchen is breaking out the calculator to figure out the math on that one. If the numbers don’t add up, Brady’s going to wish he was back on the field getting slammed around by Jason Taylor instead…
My only concern from a football standpoint is that this little soap opera get taken care of prior to mini-camp. Brady needs to focus on remembering how to beat the Colts, not spend his time taking paternity tests. After this experience, perhaps he might want to visit this site, and take a few notes.
As for Ms. Moynahan, let’s see; 36 years old & biological clock ticking? Check. Acting career starting to fizzle out? Last I heard, she was making out in a movie with Heather Graham. BIG Check. Probably not taking the news about Gisele too well? You think? Check.
Diagnosis, doctor? Never EVER EVER date an insecure actress (as Col. Jessep would say about grave danger - “is there another kind?”). She is going to find a way to wreck your life if you screw her over. (This, of course, doesn’t apply to MY little Hollywood starlet…love ya, babe!)
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