Top 10 Excuses Given by the San Diego Chargers After Losing to the Patriots (Again)
(10) *Sniff* *Sniff* T-the Patriots must have cheated! Wahhhhhh!
(9) Philips Rivers couldn’t beat “the sorriest corner in the league”. Ergo: Pillips Rivers is the sorriest quarterback in the league.
(8) LT was just too classy to get his jersey dirty.
(7) Junior Seau unearthed old Chargers playbook & discovered Coach Turner was still using the same signals he created for San Diego back in ‘01 (cheating, or just Norv being Norv? You decide…).
(6) Reflections from Belichick’s uber-spy camera eyes blinded opposing players all game long.
Image care of the always excellent Barstool Sports(5) On pivotal 3rd down plays for the Chargers, Patriots played the following Gisele Bundchen highlight reel from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on the jumbotron:
(4) With nothing better to do, Rodney Harrison secretly switched Shawne Merriman’s regular steroid supply with a batch of Ex-Lax.
(3) Upon further review, idea of substituting head coach that can’t win in the post-season with one that can’t win in the regular season is just as dumb as it sounds.
(2) The better team won. (Whoops, how’d that one get in there?)
(1) Patriots spend all week fuming over media claiming victory over New York Jets & their entire dynasty should now have an asterisk next to them. “No respect” card tactical nuke is back in play!
(Note: the last two three are the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth. For every sports blogger & newspaper reporter that went out of their way to rip the Patriots organization last week, on behalf of Patriots fans everywhere I’d like to say: THANK YOU! Enjoy a season of great vengeance and furrrrrious anger!)
New England Patriots, San Diego Chargers, PWNED, no more of this politically correct horsesh!t, no respect, us against the world
September 17th, 2007 at 6:27 am
The Chargers talk a great game. Unfortunately, they choke like Mama Cass on a ham sandwich.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
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September 23rd, 2007 at 9:32 pm
The Chargers organization NEED to FIRE A>J> SMITH and Norv Turner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the absolute ONLY way that the Chargers can be a contention team!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 26th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
In his defense, Kathryn, I will say that A.J. Smith is an excellent judge of NFL talent. He has always struck gold with the drafts he’s presided over, and because of it, the Chargers are loaded with talent.
Having said that, the hiring of Norv as head coach and Ted Cottrell as defensive coordinator were simply unforgivable mistakes. I agree - at this point, they should both go if the Chargers are to contend this year.
Michael Silver of Yahoo! Sports has a radical idea that I agree with:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ms-morningrush092407&prov=yhoo&type=lgns